DETHKLOK

!TW! death suicide and child abuse !TW!

left to rght: William Muderface, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Nathan Explosion, Pickles and Toki Wartooth

Dethklok (2006-) is a death metal/melodic death metal band consisting of Nathan Explosion (lead vocals), Pickles the Drummer (drums, percussion, vocals), Swisgaar Skwigelf (lead/rhythm guitar, keyboards), Toki Wartooth (rhythm guitar, keyboards) and Wlliam Murderface (bass guitar). Dethklok's debut album, The Deathalbum was released in 2007 and would be followed by four others between 2007-2013 (not including Dethwater which is fictional and Seething Vortex which was destroyed.) Because most of the members have been in sucessful bands previously, they could be considered a supergroup.

Dethklok has literally billions of fans and is considered one of the worlds largest economies. The band is so wildly popular, thousands willing to die to see them (and thousands have!) the band's death count rises with every concert where some mishap, malfunction or other accident will cause absolute chaos and cost hundreds of lives. Still, the fans love them, enough to commit mass suicide when their albums are late.

They're also fictional but yknow what, lets ignore that haha

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MEMBERS

NATHAN EXPLOSION

NATHAN EXPLOSION is the lead singer of DETHKLOK and also lowkey everyone else's dad (except pickles and charles, theyre the moms). he's the only one with a good relationship with his parents, Rose and Oscar Explosion. he's part native/latino and an absolute massive slab of person. he's based off the lead singers from cannibal corpse and type o-negataive. according to the tribunal, he has a similar psych profile to Stalin. what a fucking chad.

Nathan seems to be anbixeterious which is random and also dope and needs reading glasses. I love him. he's the only band member that's good with firearms, probrably because he's from FLORIDA and has gone hunting with his dad.

nathan didn't speak until he was five and also had a truck drive through one of his classes as a kid. he is 100% autistic and I will fucking fight someone over this, actually. he dropped out of school but went to get his ged later on (he didn't get it, he failed bc he had a panic attack).

nathan's dick is as big as a shoe.

PICKLES THE DRUMMER

PICKLES is THE DRUMMER of DETHKLOK and also does some vocals (STREAM HATREDCOPTER ITS SO GOOD)! He has been forcefully designated team mom (nickles my beloved) and i refuse to belive this man is not trans. Pickles is the former lead singer and guitarist of Snakes n' Barrels. Pickles is white as a baby's tooth, and is from Tomahawk wisconsin. he's got a family that fucking sucks, including his shit dad, his awful mom and his bastard asshole brother, Seth.

SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF

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TOKI WARTOOTH

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WILLIAM MURDERFACE

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FORMER MEMBERS

MAGNUS HAMMERSMITH

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AND MY SPECIAL LITTLE BOYS

CHARLES FOSTER OFDENSEN

Dethklok's former CFO and current High Holy Priest of the Church of the Black Klok. He's the band's full time wrangler and I love him so dearly it hurts. I self ship with this man so hard i almost broke the sound barrier and if he was real id jump that man before he knew what was fucking happening. Anyways. Ofdensen is all about buisness and protecting the band, no matter what they do or how bad they fuck up, he's there for them.

DICK KNUBBLER

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