Feel Like A Leech?

Do you want to feel cathartically sad and scream into your pillow to some dope anti-folk? then you should listen to Crywank, my friend! (though, if you escribe your music taste as anti-folk, you probrably already do). They've got two members, Jay and Dan and they're both really cool and always look tired but in a nice way. They're also British, but nobody's perfect.

They started up in 2009/2010 with James Is Going To Die Soon, which means they're younger than homestuck, and they were supposed to stop in like, 2020, but the pandemic happened and their break up tour (with Chastity!) got delayed for a very very long time. In 2020, they released their meant to be final album Fist Me Till Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth (their self confessed weirdest album) AND THEN in 2021 they got in a surprise final album, Just Popping In To Say Hi. what a journey.

I've met both Dan AND Jay theyre both SUPER NICE and COOL and have GOOD HAIR

Apparently I am going to struggle appearing in peoples feeds now due to me not being verified or willing to pay for Twitter blue, which isn’t ideal when I have an upcoming U.K. and Ireland tour.

To combat this I’m gonna try posting more interesting content like this: pic.twitter.com/2Qw2oZI4Im

— Crywank (@CrywankBand) November 11, 2022

Me and two of my siblings went to a crywank show in august 2022 and one in april 2023! These are the pics and videos from august!

These are the selfies we got with crywank jay an some short videos we got! My sister got her phonecase signed and my brother got his twitter signed (hilarious)

Also a band called stab played and I fucking love them they have like 2 songs on spotify and I highly recommend!

These are the pics and videos from april!

We all got signed shirts (I got mine signed by dan, jay and they singer from absinthe father!) and I gave two pins off my bag to dan adn jay!

the openers (who fucking rocked) can both be found on spotify! THey're called Punty and Absinthe Father

Videos coming soon!