Lovesick Cannibal

Knockout

Knockout, the conceited, slightly cowardly medic for the decepticons and also my beloved father figure!

He found me underfoot in the desert and took me into the Nemesis, first as a curiosity, then as a sparkling figure. He doesn't keep me locked up in the ship though, he's more than happy to drive me out to town for classes, shopping or just dicking around and racing.

He's the one who introduced me to Shockwave and Soundwave and while he wasn't... thrilled when we started dating, but he was relatively sure they wouldn't, like, actually hurt me so he's fine with it. He also introduced me to Starscream, although much more reluctantly. He was very pleased with the smarmy, shit talking way our relationship went towards.

When I have to spent time outside the ship and say, with other humans or godforbid my family, Knockout is always in touch as is always the first to recomend i bail and we go do donuts int he desert for a few hours instead, or give me an excuse to gegt away from someone by pretending to be on the fritz or need to be cleaned (though, really, i think he just likes it when I clean out his interior.)

Luke Cage

Soulful hero of Harlem and Loving father figure to me !

Luke found me wandering around New York after moving up north to get away from some problems in Texas.

Sally Williams

Slender Mansions littlest ghost and my beautiful daughter!

Claudia

A little vampire turned by Louise and Lestat, then adopted by me!

Ben

Ghost of the Majora's Mask cartridge and my sadistic son!

Nina

The daughter/chimera of Shou Tucker, now my daughter!

Intead of being put out of her misery, Ed and Al brought her to my cabin to put her in hiding until they could find a way to fix her. They gave me Hughe's number in case i needed anything and left me to basically raise her. which I did.

We talked by phone only until I got a promise no harm would come to Nina and then Maes and Elicia would visit pretty often! (this is also how I hit it off with Maes and we ended up together.) Ed and Al visit when they can, but haven't made any progress on un-chimeraing Nina. Either way, i think she's healthy and happy as she is and shee's flourishing under mine and Maes' care. She loves Elicia and considers her a sister and wants to be an alchemist when she grows up.

Oskar and Eli

The little vampire and their human love, now my charges!

Tamiko (moetron)

4chan's anime chimera, also my digital daughter!